Thursday, June 16, 2011

Doing his best snake impression

I guess this would be a "rat snake" impression...





Okay, the snake impression is over now. 

STOP HERE!
DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO SEE A 'PLAYSQUIRREL' CENTERFOLD PHOTOSHOOT!!!

I'm serious...

Proceed with caution!  Rated R for rat!

Okay, don't say I didn't warn you...





Oh boy...
Where can we order a squirrel-sized Hugh Hefner smoking jacket?

76 comments:

Zondra Art said...

Squirrel is too sweet and your superb photos!

I wish you a pleasant day:)

Ruth's Photo Blog said...

Oh so funny.He sure put on an act for you.

thesedaysofmine.com said...

That is so funny -I love that last shot!!
Squirrels are entertaining little creatures, that's for sure.

Rural Rambler said...

Great shots Tex! I love those red/brown squirrels. He is a red squirrel right? Not so crazy about the grays. We had a red squirrel that made himself a fixture at our place, the Old Man. He was something. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I think I know what you mean now with the warning :) Ha!

Margaret said...

Truly hysterical!

Buttons said...

Funny you made me laugh this morning. Love the last one he looks very cool, relaxed. B

Felicity said...

Woah!
My mind is all a-boggle!

Picturit said...

Really fun post great images

missing moments said...

Now if he can just find 3 girlfriends next door, he can have his own reality show.
Love the last shot! LOL

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

The last shot says "it's tiring to be a spectacular as me":@)

Deb said...

LOL....I can picture him looking like Hef....great shots...great post...

Jill said...

This is too funny! I love your commentary.

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

And this is where I become overly tempted to make various "well hung" comments.

Texan said...

lol :o)

Mama-Bug said...

I love tree rats; that last shot is a hoot! Great source of entertainment.

Tina Eudora said...

Too funny Texwis! Now I know that isn't the squirrel's ummm...package, so I just have one question...who's is it?...:)
Tina xo

Judy said...

Hahahaha....I'll have you know, I'm laughing my head off. I have to go and find it now.

Elizabeth Grimes said...

LOL! Seems like I should make a "nut" joke, but I'm not witty enough. :)

EG Wow said...

You have found yourself a character squirrel!

Karen said...

LOL!!... and.. Ick.

Arija said...

Hope your squirrel did not get dumped! Great shots. Love the snake, wouldn't mind having that kind around myself.

Nancy @ A Rural Journal said...

I should have taken your warning to heart. Not sure I can get this image out of my head now. ;)

Dr. Momi said...

Lol! I totally started my day laughing ---loved the pics.

wayside wanderer said...

I wish snakes looked more like squirrels! That is one silly boy.

Jan n Jer said...

Too funny! did you get his autograph! LOL

Hilary said...

Clever you.. that's adorable.

Sandra said...

my best laugh to day. ROFL and I mean it. love the snake and the R rated squirrel is sooo funny. i have a really r rated set of photos, but have been leary of posting them, as in mine would be named Mating Game, if you get my drift. what do you think? should I

MarieElizabeth said...

It looks like he/she knows you are there watching and is playing for the camera.

Johi said...

Ridiculous! My dogs would be goings NUTS!

Louise said...

First he scares us, then he titillates us. What an attention hound!

Samantha said...

Sandra, post 'em! LOL

T...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Please get that guy some pants.

Barb said...

Who knew! It looks like his love life has him exhausted. Great photos - you've given me a big smile as I head out the door to the airport!

Dmarie said...

*chuckle* never know what I'll see when I stumble upon a newfound blog!!

Gail Dixon said...

What a great way to start my day seeing a playsquirrel shot! Haha, loved it.

Flora said...

My first thought...was a hairy snake? Cute photos!

Janie2 said...

Now you are talking! Oh boy can I relate to squirrels and how they take over our birdfeeding stations. I love them, but I love the birds more! You gather a great set of photographs. Gee maybe we should have a "squirrel Thursday" club!

don said...

you have a talented squirrel for sure! Very funny series. He did put on a first-class show for your camera. Nice series.

Kerry said...

And I thought squirrels hid their nuts...guess not!!

Beyond My Garden said...

These are great. The hot weather really flattens out a squirrel, doesn't it. I have some flat and otherwise relaxed ones in my blog from Saturday. It amazes me they can be so relaxed yet ready to flee at any moment.
nellie

Deb said...

Now that's funny! Thanks for the chuckle.

The Wife of a Dairyman said...

Oh my gosh! That had me totally cracking up this morning!

pattisjarrett said...

Squirrels are always good for a laugh.

Evelyn S. said...

Your narrative is as entertaining as your animal photos!!!

Ms. ~K said...

Yep, everything's bigger in TX! :)

Woody said...

The last one reminds me of my dog, LOL. Showing that physique, it looks more like Arnold Schwarzenegger

Montanagirl said...

Terrific series of photos! Hilarity - love that last one. Must have played himself out!

Farm Girl said...

That is so funny. I liked his snake impression and I like him on that branch in the last picture. You are so funny.

joo said...

Lol, I still can't stop laughing:)

Randy said...

Nothing like a little squirrel porn to start your day! Funny shots.

Sylvia K said...

What a fun way to start my day!! I know squirrels can be a pain in the whatever, but they are so cute and your photos are delightful! Have a lovely day!

Sylvia

Picturit said...

Thanks for your best wishes I really appreciate it. Kev

Tricia said...

OMGosh, you got me ROFLMBO!!! How'd you shoot this lil dude, sooo funny! HH smoking jacket... you're crackin me up!!! =)

sharon said...

all that posing just took it all out of him. He is pooped! nothing left in him. until next time that is. I expect you will find a bill in the mail any day now! :)

Cher' Shots said...

ROFL ... what a hoot!
'love & hugs from afar'

Debbie said...

hahaha....oooohhhhhh my!!!

what a show off!!!!!

Negerigeletschtempoit said...

Holy Macro!! These ARE "cojones" and no one can deny!

You are the best, girl!!!!
xxxxxx

Shifan said...

Oh so funny. I like last Picture most. hahaha...... He is a crazy Squirrel.

Robin said...

T, that's great! Hilarious!

Gary said...

Great shots Boom & Gary Of the Vermilon River, Canada.

Dar said...

OMG, Too funny!
BlessYourSillyHeartedHeart

brokenresolutions said...

LOL, showed the centerfold shots to the gals around the office. Too Cute! We loved it!

barbara l. hale said...

Great shots! Rat snake...lol. Guess he wore himself out.

Debbie @ Swampbilly Ranch said...

I think this guy is trying to sneak up on the girl squirrels. They have seen these pictures and are now hiding from him.

North said...

That squirrel should have been HIDING his nuts.

bon bon said...

bwahahahaha!!
i think letterman would love to see this! he's always pulling out squirrel/nut jokes.

Marissa ♥ said...

Hahaha! I love it!

SquirrelQueen said...

That is too cool, love the photo shoot. Kinda looks like a Ninja pose. All of that work just to find a place for a nap.

gowestferalwoman said...

Im sure theres a market for squirrel clothes somewhere!

PROB would be trying to get them to put them on...and keep them on the little naked devils!!

Allison said...

Ok... now that's a favorite post. You've got me laughing. I love squirrels!

Furry Bottoms said...

this made me laugh and laugh! Thanks for that!

Rose said...

I guess there is no doubt about it being a 'him'....none whatsoever!

Gone Country said...

I have no words for the R-rated shots! Although I did get a good laugh out of them! Great shots!

heyBJK said...

Hey, now, y'all need to stop teasing the tree rat. He's obviously just trying to stay in the shade and keep his nuts cool. Mindin' his own business when somebody with a camera... :-)

forestwalk/laura k said...

ok...i see...so they've all already been exposed & have no reason to bring it up....well...even if i had been exposed to this...sack...back then...i'd still have to comment! silly me! :) haha

Kim @ Stuff could... said...

I found your blog from Lisa at Two Bears...it is funny pics of your squirrels. I blogged about my squirrel watching today. I like to see them run, play....your squirrels are fantastic

DeniseinVA said...

Great shots of the little rascal.

I am still in Germany but was able to get on line today and moderate some comments. Wedding celebrations are winding down now :)

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